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December 16th, 2009

A disgruntled litigant calling Judge Judy a "fucking bitch".

October 31st, 2009

From The Scariest Places on Earth: "The Druids burp to prevent the spirits from possessing them."

March 5th, 2009

February 12th, 2009

A man riding a motorcycle while dressed as a banana.

November 30th, 2008

Me: "What do you want for lunch, honey?"
My husband: "Revenge."

October 27th, 2007

On Walker, Texas Ranger:

World's most clean-cut gangsta: "You can't make me quit the gang! I've got rights!"
Chuck Norris: "That's right. You have the right to an education!"

October 20th, 2007

Chuck Norris fighting Satan-worshippers (complete with black robes and giant pentagrams) on Walker, Texas Ranger.

August 31st, 2007

The narrator on The History Channel's Dogfights saying the phrase, "Balls to the wall!"

June 30th, 2007

A brand new BMW with a Domino's Delivery sign.
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